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Hey There! Welcome to the sick sad world page. This is honestly one of my favorite reocurring gags throughout the series so I had to dedicate a page to it. This show is only shown through its taglines, but its very interesting none the less. It might be based on the early 1990's late-night show called Werid Tv, which is cool all on its own. Have fun exploring through this small but mighty page!

Overveiw

Although Sick Sad world is only shown in small segments throughout the show, they did make some long appearances in episodes like "The Lawndale File" and "Just Add Water". Althoug these were most likely just used to increase the duration of the episode, they were some pretty good filler. The announcer, John Lynn, usually starts the segments off with an outragous and humourus question or statement. These episodes are usually on the strange and paranormal side, and the titles are used to shock the veiwer into watching more. There is not much known about this tv show, but the fans definitly would love to know more.

Weird Tv Connection

Weird Tv was a Canadian tv show that first aired in 1991. The shows host was Chuck Cirino, with excecutive producers Arthur Maturo and Todd Stevens. There is not much known about the show today, as most of it has been lost to time. The show was present all throughout Canada and throughout many american tv stations and awas a staple of late-night television for those who loved everything weird. This hour long program consisted of many segments includeing Weird America, The Dr. Reuhl Show, Shadeovision, Dave's UFO clip of the week, Newsweird, weird music videos and stand alone video pieces that were produced specially for the show. Some of these video pieces were even sent in by the veiwers themselves. Some of these speicla video clips include Trash: Francis & Buzz, Weird Love, Zatar the Mutant King, Mobius in the world of the living dead, limbo lounge, babe in a bottle, and Hog Man's Pork n' Bean Emporium. This tv series is my absolute favorite source of trippy and odd content, even if I can only find a few videos. Linked below are some samples of all that Weird Tv has to wonder.

This show won 3 webby awards for their defunt website www.weird.tv for the categories of Best Humor, Best Weird, and Best Use of Animation/Graphics. This show was not super mainstream, so there were not very many contrevesys associated with the show. The show was banned, however, in Philadelphia and Wisconson because they broadcasted an animated short about a squirrel defecating massively. This is quite an odd reason to be banned but I found it kind of funny so its being included.

Sick Sad World Taglines

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  • SSW Guest: “The aliens aren’t coming. They’re already here. They could be your friends, your family. They act almost normal, but something’s off
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  • “…From outer space, to in our face! Aliens walk among us, a Sick, Sad World exclusive.
  • “Tonight on Sick, Sad World; prime-time special, with people just like you, only more pathetic.”
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  • “What does your foot odor say about your sexual prowess? Sniffing For Love on the next Sick, Sad World.”
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  • “What deadly new diseases can you pick up… by sitting down? Toilet Seat Terror, next on Sick, Sad World.”
  • “Meet the killer whale… with a license to practice law!? Orca in the Court, tonight on Sick, Sad World.”
  • “Can renegade surgeons transplant your brain while you sleep? The frightening truth, next on Sick, Sad World.”
  • “Next on Sick, Sad World. Hoax, or vision? Some people in Florida have claimed they’ve seen the face of Jesus… on a penny!”
  • “Meet the cannibal with heart; quick, before he eats it! Next, on Sick, Sad World.”
  • “Are bats sneaking into your neighborhood disguised as cute flying squirrels? Rabid Rodent Rip-off, tonight on Sick, Sad World.”
  • “Is there really a secret underwater train smuggling flounder to freedom? Tonight, on Sick, Sad World.”
  • “Monaco’s Mopiest Millionaires, today on Sick, Sad World.”
  • “Why are so many Siamese twins being born in this Bangkok hospital? Babes in Thailand, tonight on Sick, Sad World.”
  • “Everyone hates a message board miscreant. But now you can do something about it! Flame Wars: The Next Generation, tonight on Sick, Sad World.”
  • “Can you teach an old dog to turn tricks? Ruff! Canine Callgirls next, on Sick, Sad World.”
  • “All he wanted, just this once, was to eat at the table. But she had a hankerin’ to howl! Shih Tzu? I hardly know you! Next, on Sick, Sad World.”
  • “When aliens eat out, where do they relieve themselves? Extraterrestrial restaurant restrooms, tonight on Sick, Sad World.”
  • “Is your toll collector wearing pants, a skirt, or nothing but a smile? Cold Breeze on the Interstate, next on Sick, Sad World.”
  • “Is your cutlery holding an edge… or going over one? Diary of a Mad Steak-Knife, tonight on Sick, Sad World.”
  • “Can monkeys surf the net… and corrupt our kids? Chimpanze chatrooms, next on Sick, Sad World.”
  • “Guano see some gutsy climbing? Scaling the world’s tallest pile of seagull droppings, next on Sick, Sad World.”
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  • “What’s more heartless than pilfering a roll of toilet paper? Transforming it into a roll of 20s! The squeezably-soft counterfeiter, next on Sick, Sad World.”
  • “How shoddy fertility drugs are creating a new breed of gang, and wreaking havoc with police line ups. Delinquent Quintuplets, next on Sick, Sad World.”
  • “When he turned up his nose at accordion lessons, they cut off his inheritance molto allegro. The Severed Pianist, next on Sick, Sad World.”
  • “The king of the jungle was one tubby tabby… until the animal plastic surgeon came to call. Lipo for Leo, next on Sick, Sad World.”
  • “It’ll legal, and tender, but someone’s getting short changed. Little cross-dressers and the women who love them, coming up next on Sick, Sad World.”
  • “What’s that you’re really stirring in your tea? Honey, or bee vomit? Animal secretions that make us say yum, tonight, on Sick, Sad World.”
  • “He gave her his kidney, she gave him her heart. Transplants and romance, when Sick, Sad World continues.”
  • “Meet the avant-garde obstetrician that’s turned his cast offs into art work. Umbilical cord sculpture next, on Sick, Sad World.”
  • “Her amputee boyfriend was cheating, so she stole his prosthesis, but he kept on hopping into strange beds. The One-Legged Lothario, next on Sick, Sad World.”
  • “Are fish using our oceans as their own private toilet? A Sick, Sad World exclusive, right after this."
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  • “What do those Supreme Court judges wear under their robes? Declassified government Polaroids next, on Sick, Sad World.”
  • “Fish gotta swim, and bird’s gotta fly, but not when you bake ’em both in a pie! Sunday Brunch in the Loony Bin next, on Sick, Sad World.”
  • “Terror travels… by trike! Underage Road Rage, next on Sick, Sad World.”
  • “Meet the fly-fishing pathologist who uses human organs as bait. A Liver Runs Through it, next on Sick, Sad World.”
  • “In this canine go-go bar the specialty of the house is hot dog! Lapdancing Lapdogs, next on Sick, Sad World.”
  • “They bake cookies by day, but they really heat up at night. G-string grandmas, today on Sick, Sad World.”
  • “Could a family of ghosts be living in your house, rent free? Freeloading Familial Phantoms, next on Sick, Sad World.”
  • “Thomas Jefferson, philosopher, inventor, President, and keeper of one saucy journal. The Declaration of In My Pants, tonight, on Sick, Sad World.”
  • “Are drug-crazed rodents raiding your child’s medicine cabinet? Rats on Ritalin, next on Sick, Sad World.”
  • “It’s quite a web site when Civil War buffs get in the buff. www.gettysbare, next on Sick, Sad World.”
  • They gave her a good-bye party at 65… miles per second! Retirement by Rocket, next on Sick, Sad World.”
  • “Would you moan my name… if I boinked you in heaven? Ghost Hookers in the Sky, tonight on Sick, Sad World.”
  • “Criminals beware. This detective won’t talk… but you will! Mime and Punishment, next on Sick, Sad World.”
  • “One three ton hubby’s not enough for this red-hot mammal. The Polygamous Hippopotamus, when Sick, Sad World returns.”
  • “A vision of Christ in a half-eaten candy bar? Talk about my sweet lord! The Immaculate Confection, next on Sick, Sad World.”
  • “Brought back from the grave by black magic, but no one taught them to cross at the green. The Jaywalking Dead, next on Sick, Sad World.”
  • “Are microbes having sex in your drinking water? H, two, Aaaa-ooo! Next, on Sick, Sad World.”
  • “Can anger management training really help gorillas avoid extinction? Maybe, but it’s not doing much for the psychiatrists! The Apes of Wrath, today on Sick, Sad World.”
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